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No, Clint Eastwood is not moving to Beaverton

Are you feeling lucky, punk? Because word is that Clint Eastwood is pondering a move to Beaverton.

DailyNews11, a self-proclaimed "fantasy news site," wrote that Eastwood is "tired of the California lifestyle" and that a purported few visits to the Portland suburb made him fall in love with the home of the biggest food-only farmer's market on the West Coast. (Or so they say.)

How are we so sure that this is yet another hoax? Here are exhibits B and C:



Just look at all of these fake headlines.Eder Campuzano | The Oregonian/OregonLive

Then again, "Paint Your Wagon 2" sure has been a long time coming.

That word, however, is 100 percent false. Just like Biebs before him, the octogenarian director and star of such films as "Million Dollar Baby" and "Gran Torino" this week became the latest celebrity to fall victim to rumors spread by a fake news site.

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2016/04/clint_eastwood_is_not_moving_to_beaverton.html

So, if you were hoping to catch a glimpse of The Man with No Name himself perusing the craft beer selection at Fred Meyer in Beaverton http://www.123movers.com/ Town Square, we've got some bad news. If, however, you still haven't forgiven Eastwood for "Jersey Boys," then good news!

--Eder Campuzano

503.221.4344

@edercampuzano

ecampuzano@oregonian.com

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